hybrid blonde

A brunette that has the ditsy blonde curse
Did she really just say that ? I SWEAR she's a hybrid blonde .
by B1G JÁY January 06, 2024
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Hybrid Blonde

A Ditsy brunette that's having a permanent blonde moment.
They can't get around there own town without a GPS...dead giveaway your dealing with a hybrid blonde
by B1G JÁY January 10, 2024
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Northern Blonde Chicks

Females with blonde hair from the northern part of the United States. Group is specifically attracted to certain attributes in males. One being an excellent chin.
Bill: “What’d you do over the summer Luke?”
Luke: “Oh, I fucked the shit out some northern blonde chicks!”
by BrandoCalrizean October 08, 2020
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rolled in blonde

I made such a big mistake it was like I had rolled in blonde.
by blonde southerner March 18, 2009
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blond duck

An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.
Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.
by boronanon April 03, 2015
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mentally blonde

A person who acts like a blonde and is not actually blonde. Someone with low intelligence
Me: do you know that girl Nicki

You:yeah why

Me: she’s mentally blonde

You:she’s a dumbass
by Someone_iscool January 03, 2024
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Blonde Jokes

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?
Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 19, 2020
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