Beard Goggles

When you see a man with a beard, and you automatically think that person is awesome, funny, chill, or just an overall cool dude just because he has a beard.

- "Aww dude, look at that guy's beard! I bet that guy is awesome."

- "Na dude, that guys a convicted sex offender, you've got beard goggles on."

by jackapoe March 31, 2010

Combat Beard

when somebody in a military grows a big bushy beard while serving as infantry personnel. it is a symbol of status in the infantry. if you have a combat beard, it shows you have been on duty for a while, and have probably seen some action. it is often accompanied by a backwards baseball cap and sunglasses.

girlfriend seeing his boyfriend after service: What is that on your face?!

bad ass guy: Its my combat beard.

by taterfrickintot May 21, 2010

back beard

when hair runs from the lower back down the crack of your ass

is that guy rideing a horse or is that just his back beard.

by KY Kid June 25, 2006

wear the beard

To perform oral sex on a woman; eat hairy pie

by cracky March 1, 2003

a beard

A woman who is dating a gay man and who unbeknownst to her is covering for his latent homosexuality.

"Greg doesn't really like Susan, she's just a beard."

by WeezieB April 13, 2006

Anal beard

An anal beard is a strand or stands of hair that will come out of a persons anus.

A large beard that comes out of your anus which is called an anal beard

by Carl Crowther October 1, 2009

grow a beard

to show solidarity; to support a movement, protest or strike.

David Letterman and Conan O’Brien decided to grow a beard in solidarity of the writer's strike.

"You didn't support Paris during her jail stint, you failed to Grow a Beard."

by Cranalan January 13, 2008