The Beard

A facial accessory that instantly makes its bearer infinitely more metal and manly. This is especially true if one has had a beard since very early, ie. since they were thirteen. Beards tend to house hidden limbs and perhaps have a life of their own. The most famous example of this caliber of facial hair is Chuck Norris.

Don't fuck with Rob, he's had the beard since he was thirteen. It doesn't matter what music he plays, it's more metal than you. Always.

His beard goes clubbing every night after he goes to sleep and comes back in the morning to wake him up.

by bringyourguns543 July 24, 2009

Bottom Beard

Slang for a woman's chach.

This round it's men verses bottom beards.

by theMan88x December 12, 2009

Cunt beard

When hair is the same colour as the hair down below. When you don't shave and it grows down your thighs

Dirty Hairy lesbians, my hair is the same colour as my hairy cunt beard

by finkyfoo January 17, 2010

neck beard

no-lifeing a game. metaphorically saying you've played it so much you grow a neck beard

"dude did you hear about the new overwatch event"

"yeah i already have 5 skins for it"

"bro don't neck beard this shit"

by ay bruh April 15, 2017

manal beard

Overly long hair sprouting from the rear of humans. Both the male and the famale sex's may have a Manal Beard. The word originated by the merging of the words "Mane" , meaning the long hair found on the back of the neck of such animals as Lions or Horses, and "Anal Beard", which the name for hair growing from human cracks in their bottoms. If a person has a Manal Beard, they're hair is much longer than those who have Anal beards. This gives them disdain in some cultures (because it usually seen as unhygeinic and full of clagnuts), but respect in others (because it is seen as a wise man who has such a long beard).

1. "I have combed my manal beard this morning."
2. "He must be a wize and important man to have such a lengthy manal beard"
3. Johnny's manal beard got caught up in the shaver blades.
4. "Yuk, that manal beard is full of dangle berries!"

by Junior Leaders 02 February 4, 2006

Brown Beard

It is an awesome combo starting with a blumpkin and the finishing it off with a salty pirate.

Last night I gave that chick from the club a mean brown beard. The weird thing is, she loved it!

by KevinDaKing August 27, 2007

Fuck me in the beard

First popularized in the movie "Knocked Up" and more recently among fans of the football club Tottenham Hotspur, due to a fan known as "Dom18" it is a phrase used to convey shock or surprise.

"Newcastle United just made a sensible and well considered managerial appointment!"


"Fuck me in the beard!"

by Zof Ynneb October 18, 2008