I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.

Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

boston baked beans

when a broad is giving you a blowjob and you hold down her head on your wanker and rip one

man, i opend a can of boston baked beans on that tina bitch last night.

by Sykes The Savage November 10, 2008

Beans and Gravy

Is a reference normally made my rat like creatures (some variations are pigeon or ratty). it is used during a drunken text to refer to two separate parties, normally of the opposite sexy, and is continued by asking if these parties would be interested in making a stew with the person in question. In simpler terms it is a way of referring to two people as beans and the other gravy, and continues by asking if both beans and gravy would like to have a threesome (aka stew!) with the person texting.

the best moment of my life way meeting gravy (katie cuz it rhymes with gravy). then i met satch aka saskwatch or beans for short, aka i want to lick your bean. never before has a single being ever dreamt of mixing beans and gravy. i like both beans and gravy separate. Never had them together but if u fancy a fuckin beans and gravy stew with me, id def be up for it.

by shitlemister August 8, 2010

BeanBoy

Bean Boy started out as an urban legend, true or not, apparent sightings of him have described him as “Kazakh level 30 boomer boss”, “ANEEEEEEK”, “Tuvan Turnip”, “Babushka Boy” and many more. A recent documentary saw the suggestion arise that he lives somewhere in Cumbria and could inhabit other nearby areas containing deep forests, mountains and Leicester Highcross Starbucks.

I hate when BeanBoy steals me beans!

by HenhaoFifer October 17, 2019

neat beans

A variant of Cool beans; a phrase used to describe that the desired outcome of an event has occurred. Often used to replace words such as 'sweet' and 'awesome.'

"I'm going to college in the new year? Neat beans!"

by Kidduffah June 21, 2004

Chill your beans

This phrase is used to inform a person that they are too excited or animated about something.

Emily: I am so amped for this weekend's party!! This is all that I have been looking forward to the entire month!!!! I AM SO EXCITED!!!!

Nick: Chill your beans.

by worstperssonever April 8, 2015

Baked Beans

When one retrieves his testicles from another person's anus, only to find them covered in feces.

Man, Danielle gave me the worst case of Baked Beans I've had in years!

by Matt Koontz December 28, 2005