alpha chi obesa

The sorority of Alpha Chi Omega, who used to be hot, but then they got fat. God Damn.

Those bitches in AXO are fucking fat now, they are forever known as Alpha Chi Obesa.

by Hugh G. Rection March 24, 2005

phi delta alpha

A fraternity that promotes gay sex between brothers.

Guy: Hey what fraternity are those guys in.
Girl: That's phi delta alpha, they all smoke the pole.

Brother 1: We're so awesome and I love my brothers.
Brother 2: Then why don't you express that love with my dick in your mouth.
Brother 1: Yea, and then after my protein shake we can study!!!

by sickashell December 26, 2007

kappa alpha order

A fraternity more well known in the south. Tends to be full of guys who start out nice but turn out to be douches when their egos get the best of them. Not the best looking, but they do a lot of drugs.

Amelia: Hey, do you wanna go to kappa alpha order tonight?
Jacqueline: Nah, their egos are too big.

by bikergirl2237 April 7, 2020

Alpha Tappa Kegga

jareds faggot ass trying to be funny again.

no example needed. hes never funny

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

big daddy alpha

He is the man who makes you go on your knees
He is the big alpha who will make you scream

"Omg John is such a big daddy alpha"

by Hot And Sexy Toast January 9, 2022

Phi Mu Alpha

A once highly respected music fraternity that redefined professional standards. Now Phi Mu Alpha is a group of degenerates who go around disrespecting women. By using the word "splay" and making consistently vulgar references to vaginas, Phi Mu Alpha has again redefined itself as another classless, moral deprived fraternity.

"Hey it's splay week for Phi Mu Alpha , lets go to conference and fuck some dumb bitches!"

by Briansinfonian1 February 16, 2009

Alpha Delta Pi

The first sorority ever formed. Their mascot is the lion and their symbol is a diamond. As with any sorority it depends on the specific chapter but in general ADPi is usually characterized with stuck up and selfish girls. They are often referred to as "Shady Pis" and when recruiting look for girls who come from wealthy families. The sorority is often split evenly between the "bookworms" and the girls who party too hard/sleep around. When taking photographs together 9 times out of ten they will be making a diamond shape with their fingers. From the outside in they may seem closely knit and sweet but "adelphae" has become very weak. This used to be a classy sorority but is going downhill along with its reputation.

Jesse: Hey man, so I went out with a sorority girl last night..
William: No wonder you have such a big smile on your face, my man got some last night!!
Jesse: Yea i did.. but now she's gone psycho because apparently she has a boyfriend and he just found out she's been sleeping around
William: Gross man. I bet it was a Alpha Delta Pi, you better get checked out!

by bjfac11 January 7, 2010