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baseball cards 

baseball cards is code word for getting absolutely shit faced whilst drinking white claws, because there is no laws when you are drinking claws.
"hey Gio stop fucking the cat you've had too many baseball cards"
baseball cards by ILOVEWHITECLAW September 9, 2019
Community Service Base. A holiday camp for criminals who are rewarded for actions such as beating someone up with a shovel or selling cocaine. The CS Base consists of an art room, a workshop, a DVD room and a CS yard where the participants are allowed to play around with paint and machinery like a nursery classroom. The CS Van commonly runs free days out to cut grass and stand around smoking weed.
Ned: I'm off to do my unpaid work order at the CS Base.
Taxpayer: I get paid £9 per hour for my work.
Ned: I get £80 a week from the dole and only do 6 hours of CS a week so I actually get £13.33 an hour tax-free for my unpaid work.
CS Base by binmunbruce August 30, 2019

Inside Baseball Stuff 

A metaphor in American slang that refers to the inner workings of a system that are only understood by the experts. To understand Inside Baseball Stuff, one must have specific knowledge of the subject discussed that is not generally understood by outsiders.
What's the purpose of this email notification? I thought the issue was resolved last week or is this just Inside Baseball Stuff?
Inside Baseball Stuff by GFE-Lover February 28, 2022

36th base 

The end all be all of bases. First you round up every great conqueror in history: Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan, etc etc Then you proceed to challenge them all to a deathmatch. But the thing is you're Jack Bauer. So instead you torture them for information on the next terrorist attack in Los Angeles and then proceed to rape them in the bunghole. Afterwhich you deficate/vomit/ejaculate/all 3 at once on each of their chests. Next you roll them all around in the gooey mess and again ask them what they know about the terrorist attack. When they fess up, you all do the mexican hat dance and circlejerk into a big sombrero. Just for kicks, you make all the historical figures drink whats in that sombrero. When its all said and done you send them back to their own time but not after making them admit that they are your little bitch. Jack Bauer never lets the terrorists win.
Guy 1: I just got to 36th base last night.

Guy 2: That's not even possible.

Guy 1: Yes it is you little bitch. Now tell me where the nukes are or its the mexican hat dance for you.

home base 

"going all the way," otherwise known as having sex
Sean bragged to his friends for finally making it to home base.
home base by Elisa January 11, 2004
adj 1. under the influence of marijuana; STONED.
"Man we got baked last night."
baked by MF September 5, 2002