Clam Bake

when you go to a lan and smoke so much that you cannot see anymore

Go to joopies lan and we can have a Clam Bake

by Josh Krantz March 21, 2003

dream-n-bake

dreaming stoned. Smoking in your sleep.

I grabbed my wissors, rolled me a fatty then I went to bed and had a wicked dream-n-bake!

by steveline November 22, 2010

Mommy baked cookie

The absolute best type of cookie concievable... and it just so happens it's made by your mum

hey bro canz i have that cookie?

No way fucker, this is a mommy baked cookie

aww man...

by Trapdoor March 5, 2009

bake my cake

“Bake my cake” is a way of saying that somebody is tryna set you up.

Tyrone- “Nah shorty just asked for the addy”

Joe- “Easy access bruh.”
Tyrone- “She fw the opps dummy.”

Joe- And?
Tyrone- “Shorty tryna bake my cake.”

by simplychristt June 29, 2022

im baked as beans

Being so stoned that you have no other way to describe but baked as beans

"yo im so high like im baked as beans."

by I'm baked as beans September 12, 2014

Wendy's Baked Potato

When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.

I gave my sister a Wendy's Baked Potato yesterday

by Purple Dragon 44 January 27, 2014

Baked Ziti

Sloppy rough drunk sexual intercourse usually involving a little blood.

You hungry for some late night? I've got leftover baked ziti waiting for you at my place.

I had the best baked ziti last night.
I bet, it sounded good.
Only negative was I got it all over my shirt.

by Scotchchucker April 14, 2009