bass

The best fucking instrument existing.

damn, she plays bass? damn, i might aswell *slap* it~

by Lyrosity August 10, 2022

Bass Cancer

A term to describe when you're listening to music or playing video games and your speakers suddenly have an aneurysm.

I was playing Minecraft one day on my Grandma's sound system and all of a sudden it got bass cancer. No not my grandma, her speakers.

by TheEpilepticCat December 7, 2020

Bass Bus

A government owned vehicle used to shelter vagrants and transport the unfortunate throughout the City Los Angeles.

How many times has a taxpayer was murdered on a Bass Bus?

by DonnieLA September 25, 2024

Slap the bass february

Its the most important thing to do in february

Damn I gotta slap that bass it's slap the bass february

by Fasolakis September 30, 2020

Big Mouth Bass

Only the best Ska band to hit the streets since the once who own the pumped up kicks. Elvis Presley couldn't hold a spoon to this group of Somalian Gods. It was once said that the bassist actually plays with an actual bass even though he has never been seen since he plays in a pool of swamp water when performing live.

Broseidon- Yeo bro is that Big Mouth Bass?!?!?!
Chuck Norris- By jove it is don't look them in the eyes or you may turn into a flounder.

by BigMouthBassFan#4 March 13, 2012

kentucky bass

A person or technically an asshole who acts like he/she is superior amongst other people but is really a fucking idiot who can't tell from fantasy to reality. They also think that being salty, mean, rude, or sassy is attractive but really it's just a jerk move and really unappealing.

You're such a Kentucky Bass.

That Kentucky Bass over there needs to grow up.

by FisherBishser July 30, 2017

Bass boomer

That thing in your car that makes bass

That bass boomer is really loud

by Bass boomer April 20, 2021