April 28

If your birthday is on this day, congratulations you are an awesome, beautiful, magnificent person.

Person 1-“Oh, my birthday is on April 28.”
Person 2-“WHATT YOUR SO LUCKY!”
Person 2-“My birthday is December 16.”
Person 1-“Oop-”

by Skinny eggs April 7, 2020

April 17th

April 17th all men can receive one free blowjob

It’s April 17th I need to go get my free blowjob!

by Dirtman567 April 17, 2021

April 6

April 6 is call ur crush day

it’s april 6 i’m gonna call my crush!

by abbylolz? January 9, 2022

April 2021

The month when some people might go back to school in person

Ok, so the principal said that I go back to school on April 12th, 2021. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!! If I ACTUALLY go back to school that day, I will never forget April 2021

by Avocado2004 March 7, 2021

Asshole April

The act of anal once a day starting at 12 AM until the end of April at 12 AM. (Nut optional.)

Mark: "Hey it's almost April."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."

by SkittleRainbow June 1, 2018

April 15

National try new things gur and don’t be boring with it too😤

U have to try new things and if u don’t your choice🤚🏾 “Mom it’s national April 15 day gurrrr” PERIOD NOW GO TRY NEW THINGS😌

by Royalty Gurrr April 14, 2021

April 4th

Crazy dave day: On this day we worship (and act like) the character from the 2009 game, “Plants vs. Zombies” Crazy Dave.

Friend 1: “humina bubida cha”

Friend 2: “why’s he talking like crazy dave?”

Friend 3: “its April 4th!”

by Wyad April 4, 2021