Ani

Ani pretty sick init

Ani can be pretty alpha sometimes!?

by DadSOoOoOoOoOoOo August 12, 2024

Any house but Gryffindor

You’re basically an NPC if you’re not in Gryffindor.

Oh you were sorted into any house but Gryffindor?? You’re definitely not the main character.

by Poonwizard February 6, 2023

La mulți ani, Letiția!

Every 12th of february we say "La mulți ani, Letiția!" because that's her birthday.

-La mulți ani, Letiția!
-Aww, mersi!

by manenane February 12, 2023

Any pervious convictions?

What an authority figure asks you to determine whether your criminal history includes any sexually-shocking misdeeds.

Maybe if Peeping Tom had been asked, "Any pervious convictions?" prior to his being allowed to occupy his house when da birthday-suited Lady Godiva went by, he might not have gotten his desired eyeful of said self-sacrificing damsel's nude loveliness, after all.

by QuacksO February 18, 2023

There ain't anything good about any of you

No. Fuck you you panhandling piece of shit. I think we need to hire that guy the strangled Jordan Neely to death to go door to door and finish off the rest of the internet beggars.

Hym "Really. Imagine if the streets were littered with people asking for money. But not just acting from money but also insisting afterwards that they aren't some street beggar but instead are cool and deserve the things they have but then guy drunk and record themselves crying like a bitch because they know they do not. Just fucking littered with em. You would not like these people. If they weren't on the phone you would not actually like these people. There ain't anything good about any of you. I'm still waiting to see it. I don't see it."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2025

Won't be able to get any food

Hey! You know who else won't be able to get any food?

Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

That's not how any of that works

Se what we seem to have with BOTH Sams... Are jews who have once again appointed themselves supreme ethical authorities and it effecting the lives of people who don't believe thus. Why don't YOU invent AI? Oh. You can't. See, I didn't have that problem and that in no way means that I should have to do what for free and as long as draw breath I don't have to. Because you aren't doing shit for me.

Hym "So, that's not how any of that works. Your charity hasn't reached me here while I sit alone in the dark while your filthy slut daughters sit in their blankies and watch AI generated videos."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025