andre

sexiest most hottest human being the world

andre had swag gf

by guywhohasswaggf June 9, 2021

Andreing

A term used when a BIG BLACK MALE hiding a huge BBC in his pants

That black dude over there looks like he is andreing

by Nico sanders December 2, 2024

Andre Onana

Manchester United's non-goalkeeper / goalletter. Signed by the notorious idiot Erik ten Haram for 50M quid after kicking club legend David de Gea out of the club, it has since become apparent that Onana had been cosplaying as a footballer all this time. His hands are made of poppadom and he is often called Dracula because he too is allergic to crosses. He is the type of goalkeeper that strikes confidence into the hearts of the opposition.

"AAAAAAAAAAAA FOR FUCK'S SAKE ONANA YOU FUCKING TWAT" - Mark Goldbridge after watching Andre Onana make his 69th blunder of the season

by Untar la Manteca August 10, 2025

Andre De Robles

The S is silent

whos that guy, oh thats Andre.

Andre De Robles? I thought his name was Andres.

No, the S is silent.

Thats so Andre

by Jmannot18 November 30, 2025

Andres

He’s a tall, handsome, brave, and romantic man. He is lover not a fighter, but he fights for what he loves! He’s the creative type: music, photography, and anything digitally creative. Loves to make everyone laugh and seems to be an attractive asset. He can have a conversation with pretty much anything that moves. He’s a family man and an amazing lover to his lady. There is no one like him. If you have an Andres in your life, keep him in your life, he’s one of a kind.

When I grow up I want to be like that guy, Andres!

Damn, girl, when am I going to find me an Andres!?

by LeticiaPikachu5 November 22, 2021

Andre

1. Andre is one of the true bros of the group. He is the clown, he hosts the big parties and he is a veteran member of most 'bro groups'. He mostly doesn't care about the attention of other females even though his good looks could land him a few nice women. Andre cares about having a good time with the bros, and getting shit done. If he doesn't like you, he won't do anything about it, he'll just go about his day because he doesn't have time to give a fuck since he's having such a good time with the bros. In fact the only time he isn't have a good time with the homies, is if his mother dies. Other than that, 24/7 he will be having a good time with the bros.

2. A french/hispanic origin meaning 'manly'.

Tibau: Did you go to Andre's party? He's such a bro.
Nelson: Yeah I did go to his party, he's a true bro.

by geralt-is-a-bro November 22, 2021

Andre

A mf goat

“Ey yo who got next?” “Andre” “damn bruh im on Andre’s team”

by Slatslime24 November 22, 2021