A really big fag who gets off looking at tub girl, goatse etc. Has sex with his mom, who is brown, therefore making cerryg brown.
by Some white guy February 12, 2004
Evan is a young, beautiful and talented actress who somehow managed to get a large army of haters. This is most likely because of her relashionship with Marilyn Manson, and the fact that she was chosen over Ugly Von Teese in the Manson household.
Even though she is constantly critisized by the fans of Dita, it does not matter because everyone who has all their wits can clearly see that she is gorgeous, and incredibly gifted in both acting and singing.
Even though she is constantly critisized by the fans of Dita, it does not matter because everyone who has all their wits can clearly see that she is gorgeous, and incredibly gifted in both acting and singing.
Those Evan Rachel Wood haters are fuckin' retarded.
by xDroppin'Ax May 27, 2008
A well respected, bearded, young man. He used to play guitar in a band called Athanatos, but now he spends his free time getting trashed, smoking reds and loving life all at the same time. You could say he enjoys the simple things in life.
Evan "SEABASS" Hyde
by Kageeee November 11, 2009
is america’s ass
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies
can play the piano
knows all the songs from little mermaid
is big (yes)
has really nice hands🥵
& can have my babies
person 1: daddy chris evans is very capable
person 2: capable of what?
person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette
person 2: capable of what?
person 1: oui oui bonjour baguette
by smerra December 08, 2021
christopher jamal evans
A 6’0 lightskin (white passing) man with a buzz cut, gold chain and white t shirt.
Fine as hell 😩
A 6’0 lightskin (white passing) man with a buzz cut, gold chain and white t shirt.
Fine as hell 😩
by cevans fan April 07, 2022
by Spit staight facts August 06, 2018
Evan big dick is a nice person because he is a boobsucker.
by ygfdxxdtfyugoiogfcdcfygviuohbi June 09, 2020