A guy that studies agriculture in uni. Usually fit, will leave you on read for months but text 'u up?' at 2am, rarely make appearances in class, is more committed to his tractor than you, and there seems to be tomfoolery that follows him where ever he goes...
"Oi! What's that lad doing? Did he down thirteen pints and is now swinging a road cone at a gardi?"
"Ah here he's an ag lad, didn't you know?"
"Ah here he's an ag lad, didn't you know?"
by ucdconfess November 29, 2022
Sid: YOOOOOOO GUESS WHO I LANDED A DATE WITH
The mammoth dude: NO WAY IS IT Yasmin Coredera (of movie "Ice Age")
SID: YOU EFFIN BET IM TAKING Yasmin Coredera (of movie "Ice Age") TO THE RAINFOREST CAFE
WE'RE GETTING THE LAVACAKES
The mammoth dude: NO WAY IS IT Yasmin Coredera (of movie "Ice Age")
SID: YOU EFFIN BET IM TAKING Yasmin Coredera (of movie "Ice Age") TO THE RAINFOREST CAFE
WE'RE GETTING THE LAVACAKES
by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024
A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”
You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*
You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*
You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
by iamafarmer8888 July 30, 2022
Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).
During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
by @ngrym0thertrucker July 26, 2013
literally the most hated being in the history of the mankind,he is the embodiment of pure evil ,everybody just want to fucking kill him and tear him apart ,i just hate so fucking much that i feel like vomiting whenever the fuck i hear his name or look at him this mf is the worst creature ever,ugly fat ass asian looking cunt (no racism intended) just want to kill him....
guy : Yo bro u saw the ice age baby, i hate him so much
guy 2 : ew,this stinky ass ugly cunt,i hate him so fucking much
guy 2 : ew,this stinky ass ugly cunt,i hate him so fucking much
by gaysaywhat March 03, 2020