Oily sheep

Common parlance for a vulva in parts of Great Britain i.e: little Whipping (Surrey) and Dunderscock

“Here,Greggo, give us a go on your mums oily sheep”

by Gilbert thundergrapes April 9, 2022

Sheep

An alien creature of unofficial origin. It is official that these eldritch abominations came from the government. Or the Illuminati. Commonly used to describe the eldritch abomination, some farmers turn corrupt and believe the sheep is harmless. Those farmers have been BRAINWASHED by the aliens in the Illuminati. This was official when multiple “comedians” or spies from the Illuminati, proved that it existed!

Bob: I like farming sheep!

Ben: Those eldritch creatures!

by Ben, the Conspiracy Theorist! November 28, 2023

Sheep

Sheep is someone that does sheep tings.

He don’t want to drive? Sheep tings.

by Sheepsmum November 22, 2021

sheep biting

Your mom

That sheep biting bitch, dude that’s your mom.

by JustStopTryingTo@mE January 10, 2019

Tickling the Sheep

When your trying to sell something(car dealer, sales rep) and your trying to work the customer into buying something. It's the act of tickling the sheep.

Hey Rick, has the customer decided on which model router they want to buy yet?
No Dale, I'm still tickling the sheep.

by techsupportgui February 9, 2015

Sheep squeezer

one who sqeezes sheep for the purpose of estimataing depth of fleece and extracting fleece oil (widely used in the making of stumpfuckery lubricants such as Chaffaway(tm)

"its nearly shearing time but best send in the sheep squeezer to be sure"

by captain stumpfucker October 16, 2008

Queen in sheep's clothing

Often a male that is incredibly bitch, entitled and rich. These people are often in suburban areas. Big houses. And lots of money. They will often try and fit in with jokes stolen from comedians, most of the time the joke is spotted and the person is then angry. For being called fake or posh. They are often into normie memes. Or biesexual or gay but cannot make up their mind. Thus they will go through feminazi categories to make themselves feel needlessly special. When they aren't

Usually found in : The USA and the UK.

Keep your eyes open. Because they are super cringy and will leech off you when they grow up. Or just leech off you

Victor : Hey Pete, i think Patrick's a queen in sheep's clothing
Pete : Yeah, let them buy their own stuff. He often spends my money. The prick

by DEPRESSEDJESTER February 24, 2018