Jess's 7th Ring Treatment

The 7th Ring Treatment or the more formal version (Jess's 7th Ring Treatment) is the specific act of two partners, where the more dominate out of the two has to have the ability to curl there Tongue into a funnel shape (this may also require a large Tongue depending on partner) and warping it around the head and or shaft of the male sex organ (penis) and rotating the muscles in the Tongue to make little circular motions whilst making another motion of up and down (similar to a Blow Job). it is noted that the one giving the treatment is not allowed to stop until 7 minutes after the partner cums.

Non formal version:
"shit bro, she gave me the 7th Ring Treatment last night, felt like ya boi was about to fucking die"

formal version:

"m'lady gave me the forbidden, Jess's 7th Ring Treatment last Fortnight, twas quite the ordeal of ecstasy and barbarous acts.

by Dragon Filled With Grenades March 1, 2021

uncle jesse and the oslen twins

plain shitty

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins

by Matthew November 16, 2003

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

less better than Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers!

Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers are infact not uncle jesse and the olsen twins.

by Matthew November 16, 2003

uncle jesse and the olsen twins

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins own your soul.

by austin November 18, 2003

Jesse C. Carson High School

A furry Shithole

Dude there are a shit ton of furries at Jesse C. Carson High School!
we need to legalize furry gunting

by {[REDACTED]} November 22, 2019

High School Drop Out Jesse

A person by the name of Jesse, preferably Jesse Katsopolis, who is a badass, rocked a mullet at some point in his life, and was in a band called Jesse and the Rippers, who dropped out of high school. brofro

Donna Jo(DJ): "Hey uncle Jesse will you help me with the stay in school project that i'm doing?".
Uncle Jesse replied: "No, you know why, because i am a High School Drop Out Jesse"

by Badass Keith April 4, 2005

greasy as a jesse jones sausage

being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy

That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage

by ncdeadhead November 19, 2011