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Google Mapstalked

When a person Google Maps searches another person's house. Much like facebook stalking, but you see where the person lives which is essentially much more creepy.
Person 1: Hey, do you need directions to Joe's place for the party?
Person 2: Nah, I already Google Mapstalked it. He lives in a development.
Person 1: That's not creepy at all.
by sadcamel October 14, 2010
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facebook google

To search for someone specific on Facebook. The ultimate form of creeping.
Girl 1: Bob is so cute.
Girl 2: What's his last name?
Girl 1: White.
Girl 2: I just facebook googled him and I agree!
by copsandroberts November 3, 2010
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Google elitist

Someone who views every Google invention as basic to human survival.
"Dude, have you checked out Google Latitude? It's awesome!"
"Stop being such a Google elitist."
by secondmilestyle February 11, 2009
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Google-stalk

Utilizing various internet search engines to explore the life of someone with whom you have been acquainted. This practice is used heavily in the world of dating where one partner may learn more about the other based on few facts in order to establish a better sense of who the potential partner is. This practice can be used for finding someone's home address, employment status and record, past relationships, criminal record, residence value, and social networking profiles.
Me: How did you know his father is the athletic director at the high school?
You: Because I Google-stalked him and found out his dad's name using the white pages and then searched that.
by Francine McFarland January 13, 2009
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google cancer

What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.
Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."
by Mercks December 12, 2013
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Google Daddy

When a thirsty chick trys so hard to keep her man from leaving her, she sends him googled pictures of positive pregnancy tests to keep him around
Dayum dude, this chick ive been trying to get rid of is trying to make me her Google Daddy.
by Vulgarswag November 7, 2015
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Google Translate

A place where people will type stupid things in other languages to get a funny result in english. It's barely used for anything real.
๐™‚๐™ค๐™ค๐™œ๐™ก๐™š ๐™๐™ง๐™–๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ก๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š (Google Translate)

French: jus de oof
English: oof juice
by a lightswitch + a doorbell March 12, 2019
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