fat water

Fat water is the water you get in the bathroom, which isn’t for drinking.

The first time I laid eyes on Andy Dufresne, I didn't think much of him. He was a fat drink of water, the kind of drink of water that you know your friend got from the bathroom and not from the kitchen. Fat water.

by Famguyquotes13 May 5, 2018

SMOKE FAT

Smoking weed or a lot of weed in one day

Let's go SMOKE FAT
Ight let's do it

by Jakobacho September 18, 2019

buff fat

A man who is very buff. With a belly to cover his six pack.is very muscular,but has a belly covering his six pack. Prolly from drinking too much beer.

"I love my buff fat boyfriend. He's strong and keeps me warm in the winter."

by babythestarsshinebright January 7, 2015

Fat pie

A girl with a fair bit extra round the waist but DD's or bigger. Not very attractive but you probably would after 6 pints. Gerald's favourite type of girl.

Dave: Look at that fat pie over there Jezz!

Jezz: Oh, I just jizzed in my pants.

by Dude-fucking-man December 13, 2012

Fat Tulip

The result of multiple punches to the vagina.

Bitch sassed me, so I gave her the ol' Fat Tulip.

by tsuxiit April 19, 2009

Fat Happy

A female that is still very attractive even though she is overweight.

Example: My friends are a bunch of fat happy's, they still look good even though they're fat.

by Moquerie January 8, 2008

fat tax

when a large or obses person joins a gym, pays the membership fees, but never goes. this way they dont have to feel guilty about their size in any way.

John: Dude, you dont fit anywhere, you seriously need to lose some weight!

Fat Jim: Hell no, i pay my fat tax!

by Brutillus January 13, 2008