To wing someone: to place both them and a pigeon in a time machine, sending them both back to India in 1945. After they have had an interesting cultural experience, the key part of the 'winging' experience is when both are placed back into the time machine-transporter, whereby on the return journey the individual and the pigeon combine - leaving the pigeon with huge human arms, and the human with tiny pigeon wings.
Person 1: "I really don't like Brad."
Person 2: "Why don't you wing him then?"
Person 1: "Good idea, I'll find the pigeon - and you get the time machine ready."
Person 2: "Why don't you wing him then?"
Person 1: "Good idea, I'll find the pigeon - and you get the time machine ready."
by Brett-the-Spider December 18, 2012
Get the Wing mug.(Noun) A sexual maneuver in which the male slides his cock between a female's tits; usually performed in a pool during a night of skinny dipping.
(Verb) The use of tits as a flotation device for the male genitalia. Or, as it is more commonly referred to, the act of receiving a tit job while in a pool. Usually follows a night of drunken skinny dipping.
(Verb) The use of tits as a flotation device for the male genitalia. Or, as it is more commonly referred to, the act of receiving a tit job while in a pool. Usually follows a night of drunken skinny dipping.
While attempting to water wing the hoe, the man loudly exclaimed, "Stop spreading my ass!".
The lifeguard informed the nude swimmers that water winging should never be attempted in water at a depth greater than the height of the female partner.
The lifeguard informed the nude swimmers that water winging should never be attempted in water at a depth greater than the height of the female partner.
by Fortunate Deviant July 29, 2009
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When you bend your arm and use your "elbow pit" to jack someone off. Typically you use some sort of lubricant to make it more desirable. BBQ sauce is most recommended.
I only give turkey wings
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