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The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.
If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.
by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024
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The Full Wind

When you fuckin for the full 3 hours 58 minutes of the movie Gone With the Wind
"Hey babe wanna go for the full wind tonight"
"Frankly dear i don't give a damn"
by seizememesofproduction December 6, 2016
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beer can wind chime

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’s a little all over the place, she’s a beer can wind chime.
by creaturesofyorkville June 12, 2025
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Cunt wind

Whenever a woman speaks,the man hears a rushing wind sound eminating from her mouth.
The Cunt wind from her mouth knocked his hair plugs out.
by Whyte Rhabit May 28, 2023
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long-winded discussion

Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.
"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.
by QuacksO January 31, 2017
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winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...
by tackonator May 29, 2012
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Dragon Wind

Dragon Wind is when you fart under a blanket and instead of a dutch oven you kick the bottom up so it creates wind that blows your fart up to you and your partners face.
Tom: Beckey is mad at me because last night in bed I farted and kicked the blankets up to give her Dragon Wind. It was rank.
by EvryWmnzFntsy May 6, 2020
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