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William Halpern

New Paltz middle school quire teacher who claims he is fourteen, but some sources point towards him being twenty-eight. Tall, awkward and a little geeky, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. He has been depicted artistically as both a llama and a dinosaur, and both fit him very well.
"Who's that awkward eight grader?" "Oh, that's William Halpern."
by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020
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Jamie Williams

A man who likes Freya.

That's it that's the definition
Wow he likes Freya

Whatttttt is his name Jamie Williams
by TheOneTrueDizzle December 13, 2021
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william bowery

“I really liked Zoë Kravitz performance in Big Little Lies”
“Don’t you mean William Bowery?”
by william.bowery February 20, 2021
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treat williams

This phrase has various meanings,depending on the situation. Originated mainly from the underrated cult-classic, "Things to do in Denver when you're dead".

1) Devour feces for little or no cash, or the sheer fun of it.
2) Urinate in a plastic keg because of paranoid delusions.
3) Have absolutely nothing to do with anything, therefore being omnipresent.
4) Being a national hero and being forgotten in the next few seconds.
1) "Man, did you pull a Treat Williams for 25 bucks last night?"
-" It was nothing dude. Easiest money I've ever made. Tasted a bit spongy though."

2) "What the hell are you doing,Jimmy?"
-"I'm Treat Williamsing in a plastic keg without any apparent reason, do you mind?!"

3) "Here's a pool dive I nicknamed Treat Williams."
( slips and falls into the pool )
-"Dude,what the fuck did that have to do with Treat Williams?!"
" It didn't have anything to do with him. Nothing has anything to do with T.W. He's the Nothing man."
-" That's some weird shit."

4) "Hey Mike,did you hear about Treat Williams saving New York from the communist shit rebellion?! It was awesome!"
-"Who did what?"
"No idea,I didn't say anything."
-"Oh,ok. Let's go hang out at the mall then."
by Vladimir Vojvodic March 28, 2008
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William Morgan

He is the sexiest boy you'll meet. Will be the best boyfriend in the world. has a massive chopper. Will tell you to fuck off if you piss him off , you little shit.
by KING BIG May 26, 2020
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Solomon Williams

The real Solomon Williams is a bit more of a genius who seldom drinks Guinness. He always puts an 's' on the end of 'it' if it's appropriate. He is aware that 'illegal' and 'money' aren't proper nouns and therefore shouldn't be capitalized except at the beginning of a sentence. He also knows the difference between loose and lose. Knows the difference between hacking and simply using the internet.
Damn that Solomon Williams understands proper grammar.

Yes I do.
by Pete9870987 October 18, 2013
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curtis williams

an absolute chav who is a prick and says shit about others. He tries to get on every girl he sees, and is an absolute nonce
he’s a right curtis williams he’s trying to get on a 7 year old
by curtis is a wanker November 30, 2019
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