Slug Walkers

Pedestrians who, after you graciously allow them to walk in front of your car, SLOWLY inch across the street like Royalty strolling through the park, completely disregarding the notion that you might have shit to do and places to go.

I should have run down those oblivious slug walkers right in the street.

by Misterwrite August 6, 2010

Walker

A super nice, beautiful girl who can always make you laugh. You can talk to her about anything and you won't feel stupid. She will always be there for you when you are down and make everything seem better. She is no doubt the bestest friend you could ever have. Without a Walker, your life may feel incomplete.

Walker is so funny!

by lucy.mulligan13 May 7, 2016

Ash Walker

A person who is the victim of an "Ash Talker" usually and most notably a child. Other less permanent victims are romantic partners, coworkers, friends, family members. As a result of being consistanlty lied to by the Ash Talker, their view of the truth is hazy or non existent. Just as someone can't see walking through a cloud of ashes. Adult victims are usually temporary, because they are better equipped to navigate the the lies and half truths of the ash talker. Child victims are more permanent and have lasting affects that follow them for the rest of their life. These children are said to have ashwalker syndrome.

Because I was an Ash Walker when I was a child, I wrongfully thought my father didn't want to see me or didn't care about me, and that he abused my ash talking mother in the past.

by Sash Filter September 5, 2025

Walker Lasso

A playful hold to pin a sexual partner underwater allowing penetration into the anus; always accompanied by a reach-around.

Jack was enjoying a pretty non-eventful day until Kyle pleasantly surprised him with the Walker Lasso.

by KSKreeper July 10, 2017

Alan walker

Overrated generic trashy pop shit music maker from norway. He constantly remakes and copy&pastes music from other people because he can't make any original good music.
His fanbase is mostly teenagers, kids and dumb normies.

Fuck alan walker, he uses ghost producer. That guy is untalented trash.

by 4nt1n0rm13 January 20, 2024

Asian pool walker

An asian man with no legs but extremely long arms circling the outside of a pool screaming the entire bible. Normally found in thailand and very northern Canada.

Oh wow thats a rare asian pool walker!

by guð er dáinn við drápum hann February 1, 2020

Va JJ Walker

Noun

1. When a womans vagina lips are bigger than that of JJ Walker from Good Times. Also, they can utter the phrase "DYNOMITE!"

2. Trying to bang an old broad with a walker.

"Looking into her Va JJ Walker was like looking into the mouth of the real Jimmie Walker."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013