Common Virgin

1. A person who is nerdy and awkward, especially around the female type. They usually are addicted to video games, Lord of The Rings, Star Wards, Magic: The Gathering and other assorted nerdy things. A common virgin is a step beyond being a nerd, it is a lifestyle. Also a common virgin will not have had sex, and will never.

As the Common Virgins played Magic: The Gathering at lunch, one stood and shouted "LIGHTNING HELIX, CRAIG JONES WINS!@!@!@!@!". He then proceeded to squeal uncontrollably.

by run its bc June 14, 2012

celine vergnes

It's a Dutch blondie with French roots. She loves to sing and explore, party and connect with new ppl. Allso very spiritual and loves alot of quotes/sayings. Will do anything to make you feel better, even if it means that at the end of the day she's stuck with tears of her own problems. Never understood love, but went out with everyone, craving for the answer, but ends up being used or hurt. An amazing and smart personality, you will never find this person again.

celine vergnes

by French Lily October 22, 2013

vestigial virgin

Someone who remains a virgin much longer than normal, not by choice, but through circumstance.

"The 40 Year Old Virgin" is about Andy Stitzer a vestigial virgin.

by D1388 October 6, 2016

bathroom virgin

When you haven't had sex in a bathroom

'Oh my god, you're still a bathroom virgin?!'

by theawesomewd August 19, 2016

nouveau virgin

Someone who hasn't had sexual intercourse in an extended period of time (at least over 10 years). From the French word "nouveau" (meaning "new").

Him: "Have you ever slept with a guy before?"
Her: "Yes, once ... nearly 10 years ago!"
Him: "So you're like ... a nouveau virgin?"

by bashaus August 30, 2016

metro virgin

privileged white kids who have their own car and never ride the metro, so when it's time to ride the metro, they are confused scared little bunnies.

virgin: how does the metro work?
normal person: metro virgin!

by sdkajflasj February 12, 2017

Year Virgin

Someone who has not had sex thus far into the calendar year.

Jim: "Man, I can't believe it's April and I''m still a year virgin"
Larry: "A year virgin?"
Jim: "Ya, I haven't had sex yet in 2017"

by jwizard9222 February 20, 2017