vegetarian librarian

A comedic way to say a lesbian.

Hey dude did you go out that cute librarian yet ?
Hell no, man she's a vegetarian librarian. She's likes women.

by DUFF GIRL June 18, 2014

Vegetablery

Vegetablery is when you feel a sexual attraction to vegetables but don't want to necessarily start a relationship with a vegetable.

Son: Mom, I am feeling pretty vegetablery. I am getting boners over vegetables.
Mom: I'm sure it's just a phase.
Son: It's not a phase mom, this is who I am.

by rED EYESHADOW December 20, 2015

Vegetable Frisbee

An inside joke between Joe, Josh and Ethan.

"Vegetable Frisbee" *Laughing*

by The King of the World of Frisb June 4, 2016

Vegetad

To talk shit, then get the shit knocked out of you.

Dude, stop insulting his mom, your gonna get your ass Vegetad.

by wearyaxe October 3, 2016

Vegetarian meat

Cannibalism, meat that comes from a vegetarian.

Is that vegetarian meat cooked yet?

by Booiiii October 3, 2016

vegetable vagina

A vegan on her period.

Fuckboy: Wow Stacey got triggered. Maybe she's a vegetable vagina.

by WillHawksnaw November 29, 2016

Vegetarianian

Someone who only eats things that eat vegetables.

"Do you have any food limitations?"
"Yes, I'm a vegetarianian. I only eat things that eat vegetables. So please clean your grill if you have ever used it to cook corn, asparagus, or any other disgusting non-food substances."

by notnAP July 23, 2017