Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)

I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.

by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023

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Pure vanilla

The couple Jess and James

A relationship where people people could be described as unseasoned chicken- pure vanilla

by sgghfnggjvvb September 5, 2021

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vanilla stir stick

A vanilla stir stick is a hard cock that has sperm residue all over it from cumming in a vagina. Especially common when giving a cream pie.

Hey T... you really like sucking on my vanilla stir stick after I cum all up in you.

Yeah D, I love the taste of your sperm

by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017

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Vanilla Panda.

Utterly lawless, pretty jewy, all about the apple juice banter and often hailing from Lagos. Enjoys Cats, Jackets and a smattering of Whisky. But mainly apple juice. And banter.

Shit did you see that guy? He is so lawless, he reminded me of Vanilla Panda.

by Sebastian Mellmoth November 12, 2010

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When someone—usually a woman—appears sweet, innocent, or traditionally “vanilla,” but surprises others (especially men) with an unexpectedly advanced or intense level of sexual experience. It often catches partners off-guard, causing discomfort, arousal, or insecurity when they realize she’s done things they’ve only fantasized about.

Nothing gets me wetter than watching a vanilla guy squirm when I casually drop a story about threesomes , wax, or group play. My vanilla blush kink turns me on when vanilla men blush over my sexual experience.

by Darlin Denton and Pet Nympho April 6, 2025

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