Vaginal vanilla

vaginal discharge that absolutely reeks

Jamie: What happened last night with you and Annie?
Frank: Well I was finna go down on her, but I could smell that vaginal vanilla a mile off.

by lonelybowling June 13, 2018

Vaginal powder

A substance created after a person sets fire to a vagina and collects the remainins

Oh shit.. My face is full of VAGINAL POWDER.

by Godistaken September 5, 2017

Vaginism

when stating something is like a vagina, that is not actually a vagina.

"This salad tastes like pussy" this is a vaginism

by letusfuck November 13, 2011

Vaginal red carpet

The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.

She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.

by Getoutkyle March 12, 2018

Vaginal Shaving Bias

A social stigma among horny men promoting the preference of trimmed lips over bushy beavers. Also known as VSB.

Due to the wide-spread Vaginal Shaving Bias among her clients, Sharon had no choice but to de-fluff her muff or de-fluff her career.

by Females Against Pornography August 10, 2019

Vaginally Overpowered

A pc version of pussy whipped.

The aristocracy has gone from Ivan the Terrible and Peter the Great to Harry the Vaginally Overpowered.

by Toooldforthis July 27, 2022

Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.

Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023