Tickle My Turkey

during fellatio: the member giving head waits for the receiver to approach orgasm, gently tugs downward on the hairs at the base of the scrotum, and with the other hand, violently punches his or her partner in the grundle.

During a well-timed, professional Turkey Tickle, the impact of the taint hit will occur simultaneously with ejaculation.

"Even though I have been urinating a mixture of puss, blood, and piss for months, I still make Susie tickle my turkey every morning."

by David and Erich December 26, 2008

Turkey Jerk

A term to describe male masturbation.

"I'm going go Turkey Jerk, see you in a minute!"

by Spam Fan December 9, 2006

Turkey

Besides the popular definition of a large bird, a Turkey, is a formerly FAT male, who still isn't thin, but passable and of some attractivness who runs into trees. He is also likely to treat girlfriends like friends, unless in need of some action. Most likely into film and music, in his sad attept to be talented.

That guy is such a Turkey. He ran into that tree, and it could have been avoided if he just hung out with his girlfriend tonight.

by CalamityJane December 14, 2006

Turkey

The Principle at Fort Hayes Metropolitan Education Center in Columbus, Ohio.

1.) Hey look it's Turkey. gobble, gobble, gobble.
1.) Turkey tells are teacher to give us all this homework over the summer.

by Dr. MacAfee May 26, 2004

surf turkey

If you buy volcom jeans at the pacific sun, you're a surf turkey. If you own a fitted DC hat, you're a surf turkey. If you can't surf or ride a skateboard properly, you're most definitely a surf turkey. If you visit Florida from Louisiana, Alabama, Mississippi, or anywhere else in the Southern Region and walk into Plus Skateshop, you're most probably a surf turkey. Daggers for life!

Anyone who brags about how much weed they smoke, is definitely a surf turkey.

Any surf turkey who spends all of his money at the local skate shop, so he can be the illest nagrum.

Fuck Life to all the surf turkey fools.

by [e-mail] July 11, 2007

turkey shot

when you splurt on a chicks face and you wait until the cum drips down under her chin and you yell out "gobble gobble!"

"gobble gobble!"

by Mike Locke May 19, 2004

turkey sandwhich

To give or have Oral Intercourse

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend gave me a wicked turkey sandwhich last night!
Guy 2: With extra gravy?
Guy 3: Sraight out of the oven?

by Jimmy&spence November 13, 2007