Top Poster

Top posters are anyone that has been on the forums for a long time, and have nothing better to do with their life. Also known as "TP" They sit around all day posting new mindless threads, acting like they are all good friends with other TP's just to become more popular. If anyone else posts on their threads, they do nothing, but talk shit on them, with out even caring what they've said. TP's only like TP's, and nobody else. They then sit at home and do nothing, but worry about stupid HS shit, and waste their life by trying to see who is the hottest top poster, or asking what top poster has fucked what top poster. TP's are usually really big on the site www.plurlife.com

You shouldn't post on any threads the Top Posters are a bunch of trolls & grammer natzis!!

Hey, I post on the forums, those people are my friends.

Do you even know any of those people in real life?

No, but they totally think I'm the hottest Top Posters on plurlife, I would fuck all of them for voting for me.

by yourfavoritetp September 19, 2010

Top G

A man capable in all realms of human activities. The Top G is a person who is rich, disciplined, handsome with a physical build like hercules. Beta males don't like Top Gs because they are afraid of the truth and believe anything cancelculture tells them. A Top G tries to help people and make the world a better place. A Top G is a good person who is disliked by people because he speaks the truth

Andrew Tate helps men with their mental health he is a TOP G.

by englbruh September 15, 2022

Top Shelf

Excreting one’s fecal matter in such a way that disrupts the olfactory nerves for several days. Originally thought to originate from the 1700’s, recent carbon dating tests reveal top-shelving dates back to the 1400’s. Early techniques of the Top-shelving were in the form of crapping in someone’s sandals and/or robe. Towards the 1800’s the technique evolved, and crapping in one’s wagon, and became the standard practice of implementing a top-shelf. In the 20th Century the top-shelf has taken on a new face. Today’s modern top-shelf are a based upon removing the lid of a toilet and taking a fat deuce in the tank. Typically, the day before completing a top-shelf you want to load up on crabs and fajitas so that your crap will have lethal properties.

1. People that are from California are so used to stinky poopy dicks, that top-shelves are welcomed in non-smoking bars.

2. Hey dood, lets top shelf Demi Moore’s place.

3. Fuck Flushies 2000. A good Top Shelf will kill that rank smell.

by Doc September 28, 2003

top-notch

adj.

Good. Perfect. Untainted. Mint condition. Healthy.

Of something or somebody.

If a car salesman tells you the car is in top-notch shape, just kick him straight in the gonads.

Despite the cocktail of Anejo tequilla and cocaine, I feel in top-notch form this morning!

by Human Freedom July 16, 2008

top shelf

noun.
-anal sex with a woman.

While doing it doggy-style he pulled out his penis and decided to go top shelf.

by mdiaz April 28, 2005

top droppers

people with a convertable car, who bring the top down while there cruis'n

can feel the breeze when we ride cause we some top droppers

by Tim-Lo May 13, 2005

top chopper chopper

This means to be an idiot, fool, neek, or just a general insult in a jokey way, or not as it may be.

Stefan: D.T man look at you, you top chopper chopper, your trainerige aint even Hexclusive like mines.
D.T: ay man shut your mouth i super hexclusive look at my ends(cane rows) they are so much longer than yours you are the top chopper chopper.
Stefan: haaa u dick head haaa
Miss Cachachi: Stefan and Daniel will you please stop makin so much noise
D.T & Stefan: but miss he call me a top chopper chopper

by Y0ur bEzzi........... September 2, 2005