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Tater Pig

A sausage link inserted into the core of a baked potato, which is then split down the middle and placed on some sort of a serving plate. Toppings are then placed on top of the potato/sausage combination. Toppings include but are not limited to: Sour Cream, Bacon Bits, Chives, Butter, Chili, Cheese, Salt and Pepper.

Often results in several hours spent on the porcelain throne 1-4 days after consuming.

Sold at State/County Fairs and similar events, also sold at the Twin Falls County Fair.
Burt: Dude, did you get yourself one of those tater pigs over there?

Freddy: No way man! I learned my lesson last year after I ate one and spent 4 hours on the john with explosive diarrhea.

Chuck: I spent all day yesterday drilling holes in potatoes, and stuffing them with sausages for the Tater Pig booth.

Bob: Brutal, I hope we sell them all so that your work doesn't go to waste.
by tfmagichords December 2, 2011
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emotion pig

One having a tendency to reject interaction with others in favor of wallowing in their own emotions.
She's not going to come hang out with us. She's being an emotion pig and wallowing in her own misery
by CruzMissile12 March 18, 2011
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pig devil

someone who eats lot of somebody elses food
if somebody has chocolate and you take alot of it.You are a pig devil.
by njagrl247 November 13, 2011
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Pain Pig

A pain pig is a person, most commonly a male, who gets aroused by their dominant partner inflicting pain on them during sex. This is a common term in the homosexual culture, and the pain is often inflicted by whips, floggers, paddles, or in some cases hit candle wax or cock and ball torture
Charlotte stepped on my testicles with a spike heel and I loved it because I’m such a pain pig.
by MBPM June 22, 2023
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desk pig

The fat, frumpy, lonely woman who works the front desk at most medical or dental offices whose sole purpose is to keep sales people from accessing the decision-maker. This woman despises anyone who’s thin enough to see their own feet and dresses in only the finest fashions from Dress Barn, Lane Bryant or Torrid. To say she’s plus sized would be like saying Lizzo suffers from anorexia.

The savvy sales professional knows the weakness of the desk pig.. which is food and candy. She is powerless against the sacred aroma of a Panera Pick Three and will melt in your hands if you get her the Cream of Broccoli soup and her own dozen of Krispy Creams.

She doesn’t wear a name tag but you can be certain that her name is Kathleen, Cindy, Sandy, and of course Karen. Beware of her powerful ability to rudely look past your well tailored dress clothes and obvious college degree, Thea etchings don’t impress her. The only conversation she will engage in will be centered around where lunch is coming from or when the next Magic Mike movie is coming out. Never try to discuss business, the weather or exercise with the Desk Pig. 🐷

Assume the desk pig has at least 4 children, is divorced or was never married, lives in subsidized housing, and has at least one butterfly tattoo on her kankle or her wrist with some type of motto like “Live free or Die” or “ Burger King next Exit.”
Hey Craig, I called on Dr X’s Endo practice today for the 17th time but that goddamn desk pig is a relentlessly mean and nasty whore who’s already consumes my entire annual lunch budget. What do I do to get past her and sell a system? I’m trying to save teeth and improve lives out here but this beast is a real air thief!
by BizarreRideonTheFarSide April 20, 2023
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Flute the pig

When you fuck up horribly which can lead to bad things
"DAMN IT RANDEY, DON'T JUST FLUTE THE PIG"
or
"Don't you dare flute the pig"
by Thelunersun April 25, 2023
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Crockly Pig

Oh no there’s a ‘Crockly Pig’ on the carpet. Get it out!!!
by emilykatewords February 3, 2019
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