A person who won't admit to being salty or angry at every situation. Possibly plays Mario in Smash Bros.
Dan: What was with that guy's outburst at the bar earlier today?
George: I'm not sure, but it seems to be he was being a salty sem.
George: I'm not sure, but it seems to be he was being a salty sem.
by Expandobrando April 27, 2017
it is when a shamaal gets salty and destroys everything that gets in his way and everythoig around him or her
by Nailiboi June 14, 2019
by Handyman Bran February 17, 2022
This is the term used when someone gives you an insult and a compliment in the same sentence. Salty comes from inSULT and mint comes from compliMENT.
"Wow! That's the most interesting thing you've ever said to me"
"You just gave me a salty mint, sir"
-Its a compliment because you like the thing they just said but also a insult because everything they said before is terrible.
"You just gave me a salty mint, sir"
-Its a compliment because you like the thing they just said but also a insult because everything they said before is terrible.
by tonyhighjarrid October 04, 2013
Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.
John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?
Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!
John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!
Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!
John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!
by Lane Ass February 12, 2022
They may be Salti and they may be a nerd, But they tend to be amazing an awesome. Salti Nerds are Completely lovable and huggable, ready to cuddle at all times and is always loving and kind.
by Lukeybokiers September 30, 2020
by penguinpufferlovers420 February 27, 2018