Positively Medieval

Something that is so out of line, an old saying that is a pain to hear, or an outfit that hurts to see

“My goodness, did you see her hem? Six inches deep in mud. she looked positively medieval"- Caroline Bingley, Pride & Prejudice

by cherrycolaollipop January 20, 2024

Tested Positive

Having a big dick

Marty tested positive... for having a big dick

by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022

A negative times a negative is a positive

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.

2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome

-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)

After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.

by Grimgold April 21, 2019

Doge position

A state where you are making a lot of money from doge coin and getting laid as a result.

Have you tried using doge position to get babes?

by Rose3 May 27, 2021

relative position

In social studies relative position is the position of a place or entity based on its location with respect to other locations. Relative location, unlike absolute location is not a fixed reference. Relative location will therefore change based on the secondary location.

the United States is located south of Canada that is an example of relative position

by Lay’s chips September 11, 2022

Pompeii Position

A position where 2 individuals are laying there holding each other while it seems the whole world and problems that may be present disappear and nothing matters at that moment besides the 2 of you . Even on a day when life throws you a disaster that tears your heart open and makes you want to hate .. in this position all that hate , all that sadness will become non apparent and you will find happiness once again ...

I hate everything in my life babe , let's get into our Pompeii position and make it all vanish for just. Amon to breathe .. I love you

by Whattodo November 24, 2019

Marathe Position

When a female sits on the toilet backwards to allow an unobstructed stream and back flow of urine to prevent irritation of the vulva.

Caitlin was having redness and itch to her vulva until she started practicing the Marathe Position when she pees.

by BabsRN May 15, 2024