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Zombie Hordes

Masses of biogenetically enhanced or cursed individuals on the rampage for human meat. Often the destruction of mankind (more affective but not as clean as pirates or ninjas). Zombie hordes can be most often found in two places:
1) Cities in a Zombie Apocolypse after some unwiting team mate triggers a car alarm, breaks a window, knocks over a trash can, etc.
2) Remote praries and abandoned towns in the midwest.
Tom: Hey, let's split directions while there are roving bands of zombie hordes about!
Betty: Okay! What's the worst that could happen?
Tom: Certainly not one of us getting cornered, turned into a flesh eating ghoul, and finding the other one totaly trusting while they turn their back and we proceed to eat their brains!
Betty: Let's go!
by Twinfist February 4, 2010
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zombie mask

A zombie mask is when you ejaculate on a woman's face and then push her face into the sand. She then gets up and stumbles around, arms outstretched, either looking for something to clean off her face or looking to choke the crap out of you!
I taught my cheating girlfriend a lesson when I took her to the beach. I blew my load on her face and then pushed her face into the sand. I laughed as she stumbled around the beach with her zombie mask on.
by SMuOpKE September 1, 2006
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zombie walk

A large gathering of people dressed up as zombies and walking around a public place calling out for brains, trying to scare "conservative" people, and proving to us all that individuals are capable of making bigger asses of themselves than ever thought possible.
"Hey, are you participating in the zombie walk?"

"No I'm not a knob"

"Oh"
by Jordanzzzzzzzzz May 7, 2008
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Zombie fucker

A guy who fucks zombies instead of killing them. There are no living zombie fuckers left, they're a dying breed.
DJ Chalkboard Felix was one of the most notorious zombie fuckers around.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
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zombie flyer

A flyer for an event that has long passed but is still posted. Usually happens on a college campus or in college dorms.
"Dude, did you see that there is a welcome event for freshmen at the coffee house on Friday?"

"It is March. That's a zombie flyer for an event back in August."
by John the RD March 12, 2014
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zombie plan

Shaun: dude, whats your zombie plan?

Fred: Cabelas, yours?

Shaun: Same
by vaugn May 10, 2012
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Potato zombie

"That's a load of potato zombie"
by Chit4brans October 15, 2020
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