The act of your significant other taking a handful of laxatives, whilst shoving a half a bag of sand up their arse. Then, while you lay down, they squat over you and once the laxatives kick in they spray the sandy poop all over your face.
It was so hard to wash my sheets I had to throw them away because I gave Shaniqua a sahara sand storm last night
by Robat Ppob April 21, 2018
Get the sahara sand stormmug. by Kim parks December 27, 2022
Get the Stormmug. by FkinGeorge April 2, 2023
Get the Porn Star Snow Stormmug. A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
Get the A fart comes before the stormmug. She rubbed the Telfer Hailstorm on my nappies.
Nothings is more raunchy then giving someone a Telfer Hail Storm on a hot day.
Nothings is more raunchy then giving someone a Telfer Hail Storm on a hot day.
by J Archer December 13, 2023
Get the Telfer Hail Stormmug. Bro, I heard Titties shit his pants again when they were driving through the bad weather. Talk about a shit storm
by DD Alwhiney March 5, 2023
Get the Shit stormmug. A fine girl that will careful for you she gets mad when mess with.she is a cute ,fine ,smart , amazing to hang around with.mostly goofy and smiling all the timers
by Jr Skee October 15, 2019
Get the Stormmug.