“Why is London drinking hand sanitizer?”
by jeffthekittey November 23, 2021
Get the Londonmug. The one time that a man's dick is fresh and plump, it's called a London bridge. A good man will let the ships (vagina) pass through the bridge and let some water splash on it
"Jimmy, do you have your London bridge today?" "Oh hell yeah I do Susie, it might get a bit wet" "do you want it to?" "FUCK ME" this is the conversation between Jimmy and Susie about London bridges
by Hamiloverdicks January 27, 2018
Get the London Bridgemug. A beautiful tall girl who is funny loves to laugh all the boys love her she cool with a lot of people
by Sadyu November 21, 2021
Get the Londonmug. 1. Capital of England
2. Where Americans think all English people live or are from (not all, but some)
3. A name, Both for boys and girls.
2. Where Americans think all English people live or are from (not all, but some)
3. A name, Both for boys and girls.
1: London is the capital of England, a county part of the United Kingdom
Ava: So, where are you from Lydia?
Lydia: I'm from England
Ava: Really? I just visited London back in October!
Lydia: I'm not from London, I'm from Coventry
Ava: Is that a district in London?
Lydia: "slams her head into a wall"
3: "Hey! I'm a male with the name London and I have a female who also has the name London!"
Ava: So, where are you from Lydia?
Lydia: I'm from England
Ava: Really? I just visited London back in October!
Lydia: I'm not from London, I'm from Coventry
Ava: Is that a district in London?
Lydia: "slams her head into a wall"
3: "Hey! I'm a male with the name London and I have a female who also has the name London!"
by CapitolineTriad March 9, 2019
Get the Londonmug. A beautiful girl that is misunderstood for who she is as a person. A girl who does either dance, basketball, cheer, or track. Is cool with a lot of people, but how a few close friends. Acts like she doesn't care what other people think but truly does. Is an amazing person overall and fun to be around? If you know a London don't take her for granted.
by Thatt onee personnn March 3, 2023
Get the Londonmug. Janet told me that Evan London Dogged her last night!
"Don't you dare pull another London Dog tonight!"
"Don't you dare pull another London Dog tonight!"
by loganthelondondog July 25, 2016
Get the london dogmug. Dude #1: you’re so fucking ugly bitch
Dude #2: look what this dude said to me online
Dude #3: what a London
Dude #2: look what this dude said to me online
Dude #3: what a London
by Tomato juice slut March 6, 2018
Get the Londonmug.