Where lonely souls get together to make friends- but fail and perish to the deep and gaping hole of the scarce amount of vaginas available at this depressing school.
by Ragreys February 22, 2017
Get the middlesex county academymug. Secret zombie research labaratory in which mad scientists teach biology and manage to defy the laws of physics by burning coffee. the zombie research labaratory is located in the subsystems below the school only accessable through elevators not available to students. the only other access to the lab is the window underneath the library, which looks out onto the band rooms. several students have been taken into the labs for testing. these students often return to campus with symptoms such as bags under their eyes, being fond of the word "amazing" and possessing symptoms similar to those found in attention deficit disorder patients.
Chris Redfield: Dude where are all these zombies coming from????
Leon: i think the source is Canyon Crest Academy...
Jill: D00d THATS AMAZING!!!
Teacher: FEEL MY BURNING COFFEE! NREGGHHHHHH!!!
Leon: i think the source is Canyon Crest Academy...
Jill: D00d THATS AMAZING!!!
Teacher: FEEL MY BURNING COFFEE! NREGGHHHHHH!!!
by Kilg0h and Apache April 30, 2009
Get the Canyon Crest Academymug. by Marla kopp May 1, 2020
Get the Benet Academymug. The worst school i've been too. They say that they try to 'help' kids with mental illnesses but infact they do nothing. The counselors do the bare minimum or less, and most of the time the teachers don't understand. One of them is quite literally ableist. The school is very LGBTQ+ phobic even tho its full of gay kids. I can't wait to live this hellhole.
by vinnylolz October 1, 2021
Get the Corinth Classical Academymug. the worst fucking school on the planet, fights everywhere…People fighting with their 1 centimeter defeater, “BBC”, ensar, york, ilia, dimash, Mr reingold spits in his microphone, Mr baker itching his balls, Plus tye food is trash
by rka class 6/11 February 17, 2022
Get the Riverdale Kingsbridge Academymug. A survival guide; starting your day via the basketball courts, beware the health & safety police dressed as traffic cones. All traffic cones must be greeted with “good morning” while you are surveyed for uniform violations. One morning a week students assemble outside for ‘morning address’ while being instructed by the school poetry society about respect and how not to be lazy. Hardcore weed smoker or vaper? Head on over to the basketball courts at breaktime to find your fellow roadmen, they always like new members to their exclusive club. Be warned, you will be expected to form a squid game of Nokia snake as you queue for the canteen at lunchtime and should you make the last level, the final boss will perform another uniform check before allowing entry to get your gruel.
Taking your exams soon? Watch out for the crusty invigilators who are trained to shout at students and expect everyone to cheat. Need the toilet on breaks? Don’t sneak in to out-of-bound toilets for your year group, you might just have iron shackles around your ankles while you’re frog-marched past your mates on the way to detention.
Taking your exams soon? Watch out for the crusty invigilators who are trained to shout at students and expect everyone to cheat. Need the toilet on breaks? Don’t sneak in to out-of-bound toilets for your year group, you might just have iron shackles around your ankles while you’re frog-marched past your mates on the way to detention.
Person 1: "You still go to St Ivo Academy ?"
Person 2: "Yup, just doing my time until I can get a job at maccies"
Person 2: "Yup, just doing my time until I can get a job at maccies"
by RoadmanIvoAgain June 11, 2022
Get the St Ivo Academymug. A private school where a bunch of white rich girls go and obsess over boys and think they’re so hot. All they care about is parties and boys.
by Bitchybarb December 2, 2017
Get the Academy of the Sacred Heartmug.