“Yo I’m gonna nut in Hannah tonight”
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight”
“Isn’t she on her period though?”
“Yeah, I’m shrimp pasting her tonight”
by Ddawg999 September 30, 2021
Get the Shrimp Pastingmug. Bob: I have such high fluorine levels right now dude!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!
by freshfarmedsalmon April 22, 2021
Get the shrimp cocktailmug. "Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."
by FriskyWhiskey June 10, 2018
Get the The Shrimp Eyemug. The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.
I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩
by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025
Get the Shrimp Cocktailmug. by vieblume April 11, 2022
Get the shrimp nibblermug. by Not me I think April 2, 2024
Get the Dookie shrimpmug. by Deeznutsmang April 24, 2022
Get the Cajin shrimpmug.