shitty

a chromebook

my chromebook is so shitty

by FoxInfested November 12, 2022

Shitty daisy

Where a woman licks her finger then shoves it up a man’s ass then pulls it out to see what shit particulars are on her finger

I was telling my buddy I really enjoy when my wife offers to shitty daisy me

by Asseater91 September 16, 2025

Shitty penis

When your having sex with a girl then she shits on your penis

Hey i just got a shitty penis
Did you like it?
HELL YEAH

by i am e February 3, 2021

shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑

Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

by toddyschmeckles March 16, 2024

Make it shitty

This is the art form of taking something nice, and in a core ass way making it look cool by making it look "low budget" or "less desirable". The goal is to make a functional piece or machine look like madmax got ahold of it. Typically your paintbrush is a 3" angle grinder, and when you're finished - no one is gonna wanna steal the contraption you've built.

Essex was the inventor of this belief system dating back to Moby Dick on the USS Prescott.

ayyyooo let's take my brand new bike and "make it shitty"

by Make it shitty February 12, 2025

shitty ass gif

Average Gif On Giphy

Dad : *Send Gifs*
Mom : this is a shitty ass gif. im demand a divorce

by Naufalicious December 5, 2024

shitty booty ass

when your booty is so shitty you are unable to clean that shit yourself so you have to phone a friend to help.

"hey Carl, can you please come help me i have shitty booty ass?"

by The original shitty booty February 6, 2024