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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

muff grease

the uncomfortable feeling when sweat rolls down your muff
I've got bad muff grease today babe
by Currymuncherfromhell March 6, 2024
mugGet the muff greasemug.

Grease Intolerance

The Worst Condition Ever If You’re An Anglophile

But If You Ate Fish & Chips Or Anything That’s Too Greasy Then You’ll Usually Get Diarrhoea On Your Shorts
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Amaris How Dare You Get Diarrhoea From Fish & Chips That’s It You’re Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded For 1000 Years Go To Your Room Right Now

Because Of Her Grease Intolerance Steven Took Away Her Electronics
by BabyTV Addict September 17, 2023
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Grease God

Someone who is typically sweaty or unreasonably good at a video game
Person 1: "Did you see that dude hit a 360 noscope?!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a fucking grease god."
by MuffinHatesMath August 12, 2024
mugGet the Grease Godmug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

grease

Grease is commonly used by a group of yns , or a yn the meaning is also commonly used in broward county fl. grease MEANS f**k but you cannot say "Grease you" when you ae cursing someone out you can say "Lemme greasee" or "greasee n goo homeee"
b: " Lemme Greaseeee "
g: " wha..? "
b: " Lemme Crackkk "
by snailyw September 5, 2025
mugGet the greasemug.

Grease

Grease is having sex that’s tuff

Example: “I got greasy last night with this ol tinder gal”
by 109home January 28, 2022
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