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Get the prettiest boy ever mug.Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023
Get the have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today? mug.If ever I should find you:
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*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.
*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".
*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.
*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.
*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.
*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.
*I promise morning talks to evening walks.
*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.
*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.
*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.
*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.
*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.
*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.
*I promise you will know you are loved.
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