by Matt1997 June 19, 2011
Get the Expert Carpet Cleaner mug.The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
Get the Carpet Ghost mug.A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 3, 2024
Get the Kitty Carpet mug.Noun; A video on tiktok where half of the screen is a video of the famous tiktoker Grant Wisler, and the other half is of a video of carpets being cleaned.
Bro those Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks always steal videos from Grant Wisler and just add carpet cleaning next to it.
by johnwhat6 November 17, 2024
Get the Grant Wisler carpet tiktoks mug.all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual
musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
by 254goblinz March 20, 2021
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