Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.

Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!

by Merpish Man April 27, 2020

toilet paper

the white paper you wipe your bunghole with

toilet paper cleans my junk

by PudiesPie September 09, 2014

Paper man

Someone that smokes paper like a nit bag

Madam’s is smoking paper he is a paper man

by Paper Mann October 22, 2021

crapping paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper

My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.

by grandmnasterB December 23, 2009

paper candy

Meth

Do you have that paper candy Jew boy?

by Frankie blue lighting sam April 09, 2014

Paper Ankles

Someone with extremely fragile angles who rolls or injures them a lot.

Man I rolled my ankle for the third time this week, I have paper ankles

by ApatheticallyBroken December 23, 2020

Paper Chaser

A party that you must pay a fee to enter. Usually flyers are made to promote the party. Usually ladies are free. Men usually pay $5-$10

"Ay is the function free?"
"Naw dog its paper chaser
"Fuck that shit"

by hallucimate May 30, 2021