parsley teeth

Pubic hair stuck between teeth, requiring manual removal or the application of floss (mint or waxed).

My date last night had hardcore hairy snizz. I was afraid my late date was gonna see my parsley teeth.

by @RealControlledBurn June 26, 2020

Teeth-To-Nuts

To be render something completely useless.

Timmy pulled a Teeth-To-Nuts move by putting diesel in the gas engine.

by _trey_aka_becky_ February 5, 2023

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020

teeth._.stew

A cosplayer on tiktok. They kinda cool but theyre poor. At least they can junko pose

Person A: do you follow teeth._.stew on tiktok?
Person B: no, whos that?
Person A: eh nvm theyre just a loser

by PacManBrains March 10, 2021

Plow Teeth

The presence of obscenely large teeth usually found in the mouth of foreigners or awkward teenage females.

"Did you see that girl's plow teeth? I could grab her by the ankles and plow the driveway with her."

by Johnnyhotpants November 22, 2011

Walrus Teeth

Walrus Teeth: Hitting 2 THC vape pens simultaneously.

Let me see your pen so I can walrus teeth!

by Pawgslayer69 June 3, 2022

Pocket Teeth

Teeth that you have, like dentures, or ones you have attained otherwise in a gentlemanly fashion, and have stored for protection and quick reference, in 1 of your pockets.

*You must have some Pocket Teeth. In your pocket or somewhere have some teeth.

by Harlee Jesus Cristos Maffaeus August 1, 2018