Hoe tanning

Letting all your lady/man parts out for the world to see with no fucks given. Get your tan on and don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.

Bitch, come pick me up and let's go hoe tanning at the beach!

by Bnlopez June 8, 2016

Text Tennis

The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.

"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"

by emerson parker November 12, 2016

turtle tennis

Where snot is in your mouth and you kiss/ spit in someones mouth and put the snot in there mouth and it goes back and forth.

She wanted to play turtle tennis last night!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016

turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.

Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016

kebab tanning

a way of tanning when you don't have space to lay down

There were nowhere to lay down to tan, so i did some kebab tanning instead.

by rolli61 September 1, 2017

canadian tennis

search any dictionary for "hockey"

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Reverse Tennis Elbow

That aching pain you get on the inside of your elbow due to holding your phone close for too long.

Caused by blood pooling at the joint and limiting blood flow to the lower arm and hand.

After a marathon session of tumblr posts I stretched my arm out and felt the pain of reverse tennis elbow.

by SWilsonMc October 9, 2018