In physics, Newton's second law of motion is a relationship between the acceleration of an object and the forces that act on it. The law states that the sum of the forces applied to an object in an inertial frame of reference is the product of its acceleration by its mass.
Her: "Come over"
Me: "I can't, I'm learning physics"
Her: "My parents aren't home"
Me: *applies a constant force on my own body directed towards hers, causing myself to accelerate in her direction according to Newton's second law applied to my body of constant mass in the terrestrial frame of reference, which can be considered as inertial*
Me: "I can't, I'm learning physics"
Her: "My parents aren't home"
Me: *applies a constant force on my own body directed towards hers, causing myself to accelerate in her direction according to Newton's second law applied to my body of constant mass in the terrestrial frame of reference, which can be considered as inertial*
by girl in image April 18, 2021
Get the Newton's second lawmug. The second person theory is the theory that, in almost all circumstances, the perpetrator in a crime based television show is the second introduced character in the episode. They are typically introduced after or just prior to the first lead and suspect. Holds true at least 90% of the time.
Refer to any episode of any crime show ever.
<dude 1> "They did it."
<dude 2> "What, how do you know that?"
<dude 1> "Second-Person Theory.
<dude 1> "They did it."
<dude 2> "What, how do you know that?"
<dude 1> "Second-Person Theory.
by Extracting December 1, 2013
Get the Second-Person Theorymug. Danone: have you had your first kiss yet?
Ian: yeah, and I've had my second first kiss too *wink*
Danone: *gags*
Ian: yeah, and I've had my second first kiss too *wink*
Danone: *gags*
by Erinmnoah May 27, 2016
Get the Second First Kissmug. That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.
1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.
2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
by ADzski March 7, 2019
Get the sphinct-o-secondmug. “This morning at the sandy hook elementary school, a fuckhead named muargo gucci toilet did a One second arrest”
by Armedteachers69 February 26, 2020
Get the One second arrestmug. Max was horny and had a boner, Andre was looking and he got a boner. Andre had second-hand arousement
by Your friendly neigborhood neek October 12, 2020
Get the Second-hand arousementmug. When your break at work is not long enough for you to go and get what you want to eat.
Sometimes if breaks have been reduced from an hour to 30mins at your place of work.
Sometimes if breaks have been reduced from an hour to 30mins at your place of work.
Chaydes: hey man, want to grab a footlong at clean Subway?
Squeezy: can't man, only have a 30 second lunch, wanna get dirty Subway instead?
Squeezy: can't man, only have a 30 second lunch, wanna get dirty Subway instead?
by Bigz Mo September 21, 2017
Get the 30 second lunchmug.