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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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grease pillow

"So I went over to Jack's house, and I managed to get a good look at his bed...Girl, he hasn't washed his pillow since highschool. Who the fuck keeps a grease pillow?"
by starnet January 16, 2021
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Grease Amnesia

When the food is greasy that it’s causes short memory for a period of time in the future.
James: Hey have you tried Cheesecake Factory? I’m wondering if it’s good.
Zach: Yes I went, and It’s alright, it gave me Grease Amnesia though.
by Winwesbla May 29, 2023
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Greasing

Intentionally flirting with someone in a shameless manner, in the hope of eliciting attraction.
Dude are you greasing Jennifer again?
by KT Brassel June 20, 2023
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left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail
i need me a left ring toenail grease maker
by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024
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Grease

Mr. Janusic
John: Did you see how much grease was in Janusic's hai?
Sam: You mean any greasier than normal?
by andrewitdacoc September 24, 2019
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