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Death Post

It is the "Final" post, and or entry a person makes before they delete their account. The user is normally back within a week because they are to addicted to the site
Person1: This is my Death Post, I am deleting this account...
Person2: Hey that is sad, I hope you have a good life
Person1: **Deletes account**

**Week later**
Person3: Hey person2, remember person1?
Person2: yeah
Person3: Im person1, couldnt stop my addiction
by Benjamus April 20, 2007
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The Black Death

A disease in the early 14th century or 1300's that killed about 1/3 of Europe's population. So it killed about 75 million people in its 10 years of happenings. Symptoms of The Black Death (a.k.a The Bubonic Plague) Were you would get headaches, chills, fever, nausea, vomiting, back pain, soreness in arms and legs, and the sunlight was to bright to look at. Also, within about 2 days of these symptoms you would get swells on your neck arms and around your crotch area. Then a few days after that your hands will start to become black and the blackness would grow and then you would die.
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by TheDesriptor February 23, 2014
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death cloud

Air pollution in major cities that prevent people from seeing the stars at night and sometimes from seeing the sun during the day.
I couldn't see the lunar eclipse last night because I live under the death cloud in L.A.
by Red D April 15, 2008
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Death Arm

A person who carves symbols of death or ritual evil into his/her arm while listening to death metal.
"Keith is a total death arm. Did you see his arm? He carved "Slayer" into it while listening to "Seasons in the Abyss" on his iPod.
by King Byron September 24, 2008
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Death Cock

When a LAD has used his womb broom in one too many clunges and picked up something that he really wish he hadn't, thus turning it into a yoghurt slinger, snot rocket or AIDS baster if you will.
My mate Mitch who has been slaying girls at uni and sending their nudes to the rugby whatsapp group for bants went and got the clap! He's totally got a Death Cock now!
by insertchucklesomenamehere December 12, 2016
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premature death

the destroying, demolishing or wrecking of a person usually during their youth.
I just got slide tackled by some big dude.

You suffered a premature death out here.
by washingtonville kid March 21, 2010
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Death Poo

Faeces that have been inside a dead person's body for many days after their death and are finally expelled due to muscular movement during fermentation of the corpse.
geez.. she really smells like a death poo today!
by zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymju January 7, 2012
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