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soggy clown

When a Clown wants to jerk off onto its outfit while talking to kids
Jerry The Clown: *Masturbates*
Sam: WOW Jerry Check you out you soggy clown
by Daddy Vlone October 31, 2019
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Shoot The Clown

Ejaculating at a distance, scoring a perfect bullseye into an awaiting, open mouth. Similar to the classic carnival game in which one shoots a stream of water into a clown's maw, enlarging a balloon until it bursts.
Make her kneel down and say ahh. Then take a step back and shoot the clown.
by BufalaMozzarella October 24, 2012
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Titty Clown

1. a boy who calls girls Thunder Cunt

2. boys who loves Thunder Cunt
John you love Cindy, but then again you are a titty clown.

Yo!! stop being such a titty clown.
by westbubble October 30, 2011
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Fucko the clown

by I pad pro ussr February 21, 2021
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Clown Racer

Described as a fast walker who wears very extravagant clothing, such as that of a clown. Usually wearing vibrant colored shoes and lipstick. A kiss-up in all major classes, particularly chemistry. While walking in the halls, be sure to avoid her quick steps or you'll surely be run over.
by LPTV June 12, 2008
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Tree Clown

Members of an elite alliance that prowl by night, thriving off the cries of their victims. They travel as a group and strategically pounce at the same time so prey has no fighting chance at survival. They eat copious amounts of cabbage resulting in abnormally large testicles.
Carl was minding is own business farming corn with his friends in his home village of GeSeMia when without warning a group of Tree Clowns swamped him from all sides. Carl's farm was raided of all his corn.
by MercElite November 8, 2019
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Greasy Clown

A greasy clown is a 40+ year old white cis man who, loves Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson, is a drunk, breaks into elementary schools, and is generally a level 999 right wing weirdo.

Also has a distinctive bleach fried comb over.
You gotta stop getting black out drunk and swimming in putt putt golf ponds. You're acting like a total greasy clown.
by marie trantoinette December 20, 2018
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