The pussy you never had...
No wonder truck drivers are tired of all the adult stores along I-65. If in doubt always resort to your trusty tail pipe for a safe place to release your load of truck driver cum.
No wonder truck drivers are tired of all the adult stores along I-65. If in doubt always resort to your trusty tail pipe for a safe place to release your load of truck driver cum.
by Francekissing44 September 15, 2017
Get the Tail pipe truckermug. by Whitemike247 May 18, 2018
Get the colorado puppy tailmug. A body shot of alcohol but rather than out of a belly button, it is out of the foreskin of another man
by TheRealWeston October 5, 2021
Get the Gator Tailmug. When having sexual intercourse with a female of choice near a window, quickly exchange with a well trained goat to make her think you are still doing her, whilst you run outside and go to the window and wave at her, resulting in a wtf moment, but increased pleasure for the goat.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.
TIP: give the goat time to reach climax, therefore your tip will be of higher sorts.
The other day i heard my mans Nick slammed the shit out of Shelby, so i asked if he did anything special and he said he pulled the Canadian Lobster Tail on that dumb bitch
by PocketMunchies February 28, 2011
Get the Canadian Lobster Tailmug. the act of inserting the maile genitalia in multiple orifices of the female species. ie alternating insertion into the vagina and the anus
I took that biotch home last night and went peter cotton tail on her...I was jus jumpin from hole to hole.
by Flaxx Eed August 28, 2009
Get the peter cotton tailmug. When you shit in to a tube sock, swing it around your head at high speed like a mace and then bitch slap your foe in the face. Extremely effective if not expected with the added bonus of definite pink eye.
by Human tripod February 1, 2014
Get the steaming fox tailmug. when a man engages in anal sex with 5 or more persons of either sex which have not wiped their anus in a long period of time. This act leaves multiple rings on the man's penis.
To preform you must gather 5 or more people with shitty bums and engage in anal sex and spinning each partner higher and higher along the shaft of the penis creating the rings.
To preform you must gather 5 or more people with shitty bums and engage in anal sex and spinning each partner higher and higher along the shaft of the penis creating the rings.
by xbdgcbvtr December 20, 2010
Get the ring tailed lemurmug.