chimney sweepers

A set of warm fingerless gloves. Widely used during the autumn and winter months. Often seen on workmen and hobos because they are a middle ground between bare hands mittens. Allowing you to actually use your hands in the winter without getting frostbite.

The fuck you wearing? You look homeless... Yeah, well at least I can use my fuckin hands, you pillock.

Can you make me a pair of Chimney Sweepers? Yeah sure just let me grab my knife.

by a angry hobo December 5, 2018

Chimney Sweeper

Stuffing panties into your girlfriend's vagina the day after her period has ended, lubing up your dick so you can have sex with her panty stuffed vagina, then pulling out the panties...and everything that comes with it.

I planned on eating my girlfriend out later, but first I gave her the ol' chimney sweeper to make sure she was cleaned out.

by Cr8ivewonder July 1, 2019

Yeti Sweater

When you shave your pubes before sex and you leave the clippings in the sink. When you're done having sex you pull out and bust all over her tits and stomach. When she asks for a towel you go to the bathroom and grab a handful of pubes and come back and throw them on her and yell now that's a yeti Sweater.

Last night I totally gave my girl a yeti sweater and she jumped up and walked to the bathroom hunched over arms swinging.

by Thundermemes September 1, 2019

Bitch Sweater

A sweater with holes cut were the hooker’s titties go.

Johnny: Dangggg she has a bitch sweater!
Pablo: I know!!!! It’s so sexy!!!!

by LongDickDaddySlurpThatCoochie October 15, 2019

Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.

person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!

by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019

Pavement sweepers

Underwear that has lost the will to stay up. It’s so old and dilapidated, that it threatens to (or indeed actually does) fall down and sweep the pavement. The act of pavement sweeping is when one keeps walking with the aforementioned undergarments around their ankles.

I’ve got to go shopping for new underwear, all I’ve got left are pavement sweepers

by Estella Botha January 17, 2020

Tim sweater

A Tim sweater is a sweater with one color, this may include a logo of motive of some sort.
The Tim sweater is recognisable by the material used on the inside of the sweater. This needs to be soft and warm to the touch.

Person 1: "He has a lovely Tim sweater"
Person 2: "Yes! What brand is it?"
Person 1: "Pull & wqBear probably"

by tieslover123 March 13, 2020