Ego-Surfing

Searching the internet for things describing oneself; also using search engines to answer people's questions on forums in order to appear knowledgeable in the subject, unlike the dumbsh1t you really are.

Toxis must be an intelligent man.
No, he just uses ego-surfing because he's a twat.

by WhiteBoy88 December 28, 2005

Butt Hole Surfer

A gentlement who owns a small dog, a traveller on the marmite motorway.

"What out for that guy he's a Butt Hole Surfer"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

Surfguard

A beach lifeguard trained for surf conditions.

There's surfguards at the ocean beach but lifeguards at the lake.

by BCgirl10101 December 15, 2007

Surfer Dude

A dude who surfs.

Look at that surfer dude surfing!

by Beeblebrox4President August 17, 2017

rainbow surfer

1. a gay, homosexual, faggot, queer person.

2. one who surfs rainbows

"dude ur such a rainbow surfer for playin gaylo (halo) all day!"

by Joseph BAMF February 27, 2009

friend-surfing

Surfing your friend's friend lists on Facebook to 'pick up friends'

He is such a loser in the real social world, but has the longest friends list on facebook thanks to 'friend-surfing' - mostly with fake pictures of himself.

by Anant Deboor December 9, 2008

FUPA Surfing

The act of spanking a woman's FUPA with the intent of riding her fat rolls to glory land. Caution: undertoe may be significant depending on the swells and no lifeguards are on duty.

He's always been a bit of a chubby chaser. Last night he said he got Ricky Lake drunk and did some fupa surfing. He said he fell off 3 times.

by sh_rebel February 28, 2011