Phone sitting

The act of remaining seated while a nearby phone rings.

I was sitting on my ass at the computer when the phone began to ring, and I decided I was to lazy and interested to get up and answer it. To make matters more annoying; the person called back twice, and hung up at the answering machine so that a dial tone echoed throughout my house for three seconds.

"Phone sitting is hilarious."

by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

Are you shitting inside of me?

When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.

Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.

by JustSomeFaggot September 10, 2010

Shitting My Dick

When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.

"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"

"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"

by Dirty Uncle Red December 20, 2008

You're shitting me

A statement made by a person who is literally passing through the digestive system of another person. The phrase can be used at any time in this process, but would not be audible until the speaker's mouth has exited the anus.

You're shitting me! Hurry up, it's smelly in here!

by Aprileen Alexander December 27, 2006

shitting a brick

Pooping in large quantities.

I was shitting a brick and clogged the toilet.

by cronuscronus September 14, 2006

Shitting diamonds

A phenomenon which occurs after bareback anal intercourse where after ejaculation into the anal canal, droplets of semen fall from the anal sphincter in globule form.

"After three straight hours of doggie style, she was shitting diamonds all over my 800-thread count sheets."

by Auntie Bifuggenotix December 20, 2009

face sitting

When a man sits on a woman's face with his ass ("male" facesitting), or the opposite ("female" facesitting), or a man sits on another man's face with his ass ("gay" facesitting) or a woman sits on another woman's face with her ass ("lesbian" facesitting).
Usually the person under the ass licks it (an act which is called "rimming" or "rimjob").
Sometimes the man which facesits a woman also slaps her pussy for his pleasure (an act which is called "cuntslapping" or "cuntbusting").

"That big hot hunk is face sitting that girl and spanking her pussy!"

by Facesittier October 20, 2017